Square Balls

 

SQUARE BALLS

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S quare Testicles

This is a joke that is supposed to bring you the luck of the Irish.   
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An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Ireland one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president’s office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, £165,000′.

The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money . The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, ‘What kind of bets?’

The elderly woman replied, ‘Well, I bet you £25,000 that your testicles are square.’

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.                   
The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, ‘Would you like to take my bet?’

‘Certainly’, replied the president. ‘I bet you £25,000 that my testicles are not square.’

‘Done’, the elderly woman answered. ‘But given the amount of money involved, if you don’t mind I would like to come back at 10 ‘ clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.’ ‘No problem’, said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o’clock the elderly woman arrived at the president’s office with her lawyer and acknowledged the £25,000 bet made the day before that the president’s testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked        the president if she could touch them. ‘Of course’, said the president. ‘Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.’

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, ‘Oh, it’s probably because I bet him £100,000 that around 10 o’clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the  Bank of Ireland.’

 May Good Luck Be always With Ya!!!!!!

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Comments (27)

  1. SEC

    LoL

    July 17, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      I thought that was cute too…

      July 17, 2015
      1. SEC

        Crafty lady there

        July 17, 2015
        1. dreamshadow59

          Yeah…She sounds “familiar”….Hehehehehehehehe….

          July 17, 2015
          1. SEC

            is it called “covering” one’s bet or “covering” all bases? Wasn’t sure

            July 17, 2015
            1. dreamshadow59

              Hehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              July 17, 2015
  2. Hugh_Pizmehoff

    Pervy old broad . . .

    July 17, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      Reminds me of ME!!!! Hehehehehehehe….

      July 17, 2015
      1. Hugh_Pizmehoff

        Are you a betting gal . . . ? Haha

        July 17, 2015
        1. dreamshadow59

          Ohhhhhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

          July 17, 2015
  3. EyeVey

    Lolololol…I need to try this!

    July 18, 2015
  4. DeeinFL

    Hey what a great idea on how to make some fast, easy money, rofl!

    July 18, 2015
  5. Dream_On

    Thanks for the tip! LOL

    July 18, 2015
  6. Munkyman

    Bah Dum DUM, Tish.

    July 18, 2015
  7. rebecca2013

    July 18, 2015
  8. factual

    aaahhh dreamshadow, you sneaky little wench, bet you do things like that too.

    July 18, 2015
  9. cjb321

    Hilarious!!!

    July 18, 2015
    1. briton

      Indeed!

      July 26, 2015
  10. mandarsal

    haaaa

    July 20, 2015
  11. angelsjourney

    That was funny💝

    September 17, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      Glad you got a giggle out of it

      September 18, 2015
  12. wirelessguru1

    Damn! LOL!!!

    September 18, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehe!!!

      September 18, 2015
      1. wirelessguru1

        Can I also make a bet that you have a square pussy!?

        September 18, 2015
        1. dreamshadow59

          Hehehehe… You’re an eager one aren’t you???

          September 18, 2015
          1. wirelessguru1

            Well, I would like to make some easy money too…

            September 18, 2015
            1. dreamshadow59

              Hehehehe…

              September 18, 2015