Senior's Medicine Chest

It has taken me many, many months of my retirement time, but I have just finished building my new Medicine Cabinet.
I don't know about you, but I think it was well worth the time and expense.
 
 
 
 
Disease
Wine
Daily dose
Allergies
Chardonnay de Pouf
1 glass
 
Anemia
Graves
4 glasses
     
 
 
 
 
Bronchitis
 
Burgoyne or Bordeaux
> ( + sugar and cinnamon )
3 cups
Constipation
 
Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray
4 glasses
Coronary arteries
 
Dry Champagne
4 glasses
Diarrhea
 
Beaujolais Nouveau
4 glasses
Fever
 
Champagne sec
1 bottle
Heart
 
Burgundy , Santenay Rouge
Two glasses
Uric acid gout
 
Sancerre , Pouilly Fume
4 glasses
Hypertension
 
Alsace , Sancerre
4 glasses
Menopause
 
Saint Emilion
4 glasses
Depression
 
Rhine
4 glasses
Obesity
 
Burgundy
4 glasses
Obesity
 
Rose Provence
1 bottle
Rheumatism
 
Champagne
4 glasses
Excessive weight loss
Chateau de Beaune
4 glasses
 
     
From the American Association
Of Retired People
 
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
 
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.
 
 
   
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
 
 
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
   
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
 
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
 
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
 
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
 
A: On their foreheads.
Q: Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens ?
 
A: Nudity
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
 
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!
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Comments (1)

  1. timholzbaur

    LMAO! Well done my friend!

    June 23, 2013
  2. cjb321

    hahahaa. Better be careful though. You’ll have a riot on your hands with the over 60 group. (I’m not admitting a thing lol)

    June 23, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I KNOW you’re right….Hehehehehehe….This will be MY medicine cabinet if a few years…..

      June 24, 2013
  3. rebecca2013

    thanks….. from somewhere in the woods…. Becca!

    June 23, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Be safe……Kisssss……

      June 24, 2013
      1. rebecca2013

        always!!

        June 24, 2013
  4. proto-gnostic

    Lmao love that medicine cabinet! You have a great sense of humor Sooz!

    June 24, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Thanks…..I try…..

      June 24, 2013
      1. proto-gnostic

        You do more than try Lol You’re the goto girl for giggles

        June 24, 2013
  5. pastormike

    boy.. you are a class wino!

    June 24, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Yuuuuuuuuuuuup…….

      June 24, 2013
  6. harlequine

    Hahahahahahahaha!!!! you made me laugh this morning and I do feel a little low sweetie, thank you

    June 24, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Well…..I’m glad it picked you up a little bit then……

      June 24, 2013
      1. harlequine

        Thank you

        June 24, 2013
  7. zilla007

    damn, I shouldve flown over and shared in some of those meds, love the cabinet, I want one

    thank u sis.. for bringing a

    June 25, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      My pleasure as always…

      June 25, 2013
  8. cartand1972

    The need for the medicine and many other things require after retire life. Many people use medicine on daily basis. The accurate usage leads for perfect out comes. There are many essays online for the retired life mention on web.

    December 27, 2016