Giggle Time--The Robot--

 

 
 
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, “I did some schoolwork.”

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, “Ok, Ok. I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”

Dad asks, “What movie did you watch?”

Son says, “Toy Story.”

The robot slaps the son.

Son says, “Ok, Ok, we were watching dirty stuff.”

Dad says,”What? At your age I didn’t even know what “dirty stuff” was.”

The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says,”Well, he certainly is your son.”
 
The robot slaps the mother.
 

Robot for sale.

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Comments

  1. briton

    That was priceless.(I bought the robot and it didn’t slap me).

    April 27, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hmmmmmmmmmm….I feel a slap coming on….

      April 28, 2013
    2. dreamshadow59

      Hmmmmmmmmmm….I feel a slap coming on….

      April 28, 2013
  2. cjb321

    Love it—and so did my daughter. lol

    April 27, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Yeah…I must admit I cracked up too….Hehehehehe…

      April 28, 2013
  3. willthompson

    lmao good one

    April 27, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      April 28, 2013
  4. jessieludlow

    love this!!!!

    April 28, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I thought this was cute too…Hehehehehe….

      April 28, 2013
  5. pastormike

    glad I don’t own one. I’d be slaphapy..

    April 28, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      You and me BOTH Pastor. Hehehehehe…

      April 28, 2013
      1. pastormike

        there are those who think I already am..

        April 28, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Hehehehehe….

          April 28, 2013
  6. rebecca2013

    hahahahahah….. I NEEDED THIS LAUGH CHICA!!!! Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!

    April 28, 2013
  7. dreamshadow59

    Glad you liked it Becca…

    April 28, 2013
  8. SEC

    Oh would that that robot were in every household and workplace just think!

    April 28, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      There would be a LOT of slapped heads around….Hehehehehe….

      April 29, 2013
      1. SEC

        Oh for sure! I don’t think a politician alive could show their faces for weeks due to bruising! LoL

        April 29, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Hehehehehe….You’ve got that one right….Hehehehehe….

          April 29, 2013
          1. SEC

            A girl can dream can’t she? LoL

            April 29, 2013