Giggle Time--The Pyschiatrist And The Proctologist--

 

Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided that in
spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up
a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors. The town
council was livid and insisted they change it.

The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This was also not
acceptable so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics
- no go. Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives - thumbs down
again.

Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good. Another attempt resulted in Lost
Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again! So they tried Nuts and Butts - no
way. Freaks and Cheeks - still no good. Loons and Moons - forget it. Almost at
their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:

Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends.

Everybody loved it!

 

 

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Comments (6)

  1. rebecca2013

    haha it has made it’s way around all the cocktail hours at the APA conventions but it is still funny Chica!!!

    November 22, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I read this and immediately thought of you trying to come up with these names….Hehehehehehe….

      November 22, 2013
      1. rebecca2013

        me?? ohh not me…!!

        November 22, 2013
  2. Dream_On

    LMAO!!!! Thank you for this, good to have you back.

    November 22, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Glad you enjoyed it…It feels GREAT to BE back too. I heard YOU were sick too…How are you feeling?

      November 22, 2013
      1. Dream_On

        Still having respiratory issues and other things… We’re in a deep freeze and that doesn’t help the lungs.

        November 22, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Well…Take care …Recovering still myself so I certainly DO get it. Please cake care of yourself.

          November 23, 2013
    2. dreamshadow59

      Thanks….Good to BE back…

      November 23, 2013
  3. briton

    Which one would deal with the people whose brains are located in their backsides?

    November 22, 2013
    1. wirelessguru1

      briton, I don’t think that any doctor can deal with your problems! LOL!!!

      November 22, 2013
      1. briton

        You don’t think period,brainless.

        November 23, 2013
        1. briton

          Thinking requires a brain.You wouldn’t even have one in your backside.That must just be full of shit like you.

          November 23, 2013
        2. wirelessguru1

          Poor little briton! LOL!!!

          November 23, 2013
          1. briton

            You’ll change your tune when you find yourself in hell.

            November 23, 2013
            1. wirelessguru1

              Sorry, but it is YOU who is in hell…

              November 23, 2013
            2. briton

              brainless parrot

              November 23, 2013
            3. wirelessguru1

              Yes you are.

              November 23, 2013
          2. briton

            There you go again proving your brainless parrothood

            April 17, 2015
            1. dreamshadow59

              April 17, 2015
            2. wirelessguru1

              No, you are!

              April 18, 2015
  4. proto-gnostic

    Lmao

    November 22, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I thought it was cute too…

      November 23, 2013
  5. pastormike

    dreams and reams..

    November 22, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….Hehehehehehehe….

      November 23, 2013
  6. harlequine

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lost and found… I let you figure that one out hahahahahahahahaha remind yourself that I’ve got a highly dirty mind!!! Thanks for the giggles!!!

    November 22, 2013
    1. briton

      A dirty mind is the basic qualification for this thread

      November 23, 2013
      1. dreamshadow59

        Amen to THAT!!!

        November 23, 2013
      2. wirelessguru1

        ..and briton, you’re most definitely over qualified for that! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        November 23, 2013
        1. briton

          Pathetic brainless troll.

          November 24, 2013
          1. wirelessguru1

            Yes you are.

            November 24, 2013
            1. briton

              copycat moron

              November 24, 2013
            2. wirelessguru1

              Yes you are.

              November 25, 2013
            3. briton

              deaf copycat moron

              April 17, 2015
            4. wirelessguru1

              Yes you are.

              April 18, 2015
      3. harlequine

        A dirty mind is what I have 24/7. I can twist a teacher’s conversation to the gutter

        November 24, 2013
    2. dreamshadow59

      Waves finger at Laurie….tsk…tsk…tsk…. Glad YOUR mind matches mine, Hehehehehehehehe……………..

      November 23, 2013
      1. harlequine

        That was a conversation above eh? haha waves back (like the little clown that I am) My mind always matches with another dirty mind sweetie, that’s the way!

        November 24, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          November 24, 2013
  7. zilla007

    Lmao ..welccccccccccccccccomeeeeeeeeeeeeee back you were missed my lovey dove

    November 22, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Thanks sis… Missed BEING here…..

      November 23, 2013
      1. zilla007

        a big warm back my di

        November 24, 2013
  8. briton

    If the proctologist had been a sexologist it could have been fruits and nuts.

    November 22, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Yes indeed…

      November 23, 2013
  9. summerlandgirl805

    LMFAO….. thats hilarious. Did you come up with that? Great Post!!

    November 22, 2013
    1. briton

      Guilty as charged.I have a zany sense of humour.

      November 23, 2013
    2. dreamshadow59

      Nope…Wish I had…A friend sent it to me….STILL funny though…

      November 23, 2013
  10. SEC

    Insight came out in the end?

    November 23, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Indeed it did…

      November 23, 2013
  11. briton

    Came out in the end?Don’t get me started!

    November 26, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Drum beats!!!!!!!!!! Hehehehehehehe

      November 26, 2013
  12. briton

    How about bum beats?

    April 20, 2014