Giggle Time--The New Computer User--

 

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.


USER: cabbage


WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.


USER: boiled cabbage
 

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.


USER: 1 boiled cabbage


WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.


USER: 50fuckingboiledcabbages


WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.


USER: 50FUCKINGboiledcabbages


 WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.


USER:50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!


WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.


USER:ReallyPissedOff50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow


WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
 

 

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Comments (39)

  1. SEC

    LOL oooo so true

    September 29, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      I KNOW,Right????

      September 29, 2015
      1. SEC

        About that time I start getting “warm fuzzies” about testing my favorite theory of artificial intelligence – taking the fool thing up to the roof and tossing it, if it learns to fly before gravity takes over – it worked – if not “oh well back to the drawing board”.

        September 29, 2015
        1. dreamshadow59

          Hehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          September 29, 2015
        2. wirelessguru1

          Is that like trowing the baby in the water and sea if he/she can swim!?

          September 29, 2015
          1. SEC

            hardly

            September 29, 2015
          2. wirelessguru1

            So you have no respect for artificial intelligence then!

            September 29, 2015
  2. rebecca2013

    Dios mío!

    September 29, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      September 29, 2015
  3. noahbody

    ROTFLMAO! Oh yeah!

    September 29, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      I Loved this also….

      September 29, 2015
      1. noahbody

        September 29, 2015
  4. MindLint

    And NOW I need to go clean myself and put on some clean clothing.

    September 29, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehehehehehehehe………Funny!!!

      September 29, 2015
      1. MindLint

        Oh you laugh at me when my pants are down.

        September 29, 2015
        1. dreamshadow59

          Everyday!!! Hehehehehehehe….

          September 30, 2015
  5. wirelessguru1

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    September 29, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      This is Sooooooooooooo true too!!! Hehehehehehe….

      September 29, 2015
  6. cjb321

    Oh I BELIEVE that. hahaha

    September 29, 2015
  7. Munkyman

    Pa55worD

    September 29, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      Clever!!!

      September 29, 2015
      1. wirelessguru1

        ..and very easy to hack!

        September 29, 2015
      2. Munkyman

        if it requires a “symbol” then P@55word.

        September 29, 2015
        1. dreamshadow59

          September 30, 2015
  8. funfreak

    Been there……..

    September 30, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      Don’t ya just LOVE it? Hehehehehehehehehe….

      September 30, 2015
  9. monicaspeaks

    Lol so true

    September 30, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      Gotta love it…Hehehehehe… Computers…Such “friendly” creatures…

      September 30, 2015
  10. juls

    OMG Sooz, I laughed so hard! Hilarious!!! They make us change our passwords weekly here and mine is literally: ‘1dontfuckingremember!’

    September 30, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehe, glad you enjoyed it. I really LMAO too!!!

      September 30, 2015
  11. belladora

    This made me laugh. I used to teach computer classes to the elderly. This is how they felt.

    September 30, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      I lol also….

      October 01, 2015
  12. Nightbane

    0LookAtYou!

    October 01, 2015
    1. Nightbane

      Too:
      I really hate this damned machine
      I wish that they would sell it
      It doesn’t do a thing I want
      not even what i elli it!

      October 01, 2015
      1. Nightbane

        tell it, even…

        October 01, 2015
    2. dreamshadow59

      October 01, 2015
      1. Nightbane

        Yer, I know… some people type, others type well, I typo

        October 01, 2015
        1. dreamshadow59

          Hehehehehehehehe….

          October 01, 2015
  13. bremnerleonard

    I know the net is frustrating and small minded who thinks up these mad log in set ups is it just to see how far you go before you go postal…. one of the best posts i have ever seen it would be great if there was a site that you could do just these things how about making a comic about these! you seam to be a natural at this.

    December 20, 2015