Giggle Time--The Hypnotist--

 
 
 
 

It was entertainment night at 
 the senior citizens' center.

After the community sing song led by Alice at 
 the piano.  It was time for the Star of the Show - Claude 
 the Hypnotist!
 
Claude explained that he was 
going to put the whole audience into a trance.

"Yes, each and every one of  you and all at the same time." said Claude.
The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from
his waistcoat pocket A beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain.

"I want you to keep your eyes on this  watch" said Claude, holding the watch
high for all to see.  "It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in
my family for six generations",  Said Claude.
 
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly 
chanting,  "Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch the watch"

The audience became mesmerised as the watch swayed back and forth.
The lights twinkling as they were  reflected from it's gleaming surfaces.

A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes  followed the movements of the gently swaying watch.
And then, Suddenly, The chain broke!!!

The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact"
"SHIT", said Claude.

It  took them three days to clean the Senior Citizens' Center
And Claude was never invited to entertain again.
 
THINK ABOUT IT...:)
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Comments

  1. ohyesindeedbaby

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! EEeeeeeeewwww though!!!

    May 14, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Still….I couldn’t resist…Hehehehe….

      May 14, 2013
    2. dreamshadow59

      Still….I couldn’t resist…Hehehehe….

      May 14, 2013
      1. ohyesindeedbaby

        I laughed!!! I didn’t need to read your “Think about it” I have already thought it!

        May 14, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          May 14, 2013
  2. SEC

    Massive Depends failure!

    May 14, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehehehehehehehehe…….LOL………..

      May 14, 2013
      1. SEC

        So the supply was Un-Dependable?

        May 14, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Hehehehhe…You’re KILLING ME HERE….Hehehehehehehehe….

          May 14, 2013
          1. SEC

            ooopsie! soooooorrrrryyyy. giggle

            May 14, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              May 14, 2013
  3. monicaspeaks

    hahaha that was funny

    May 14, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      A little gross but still funny…

      May 14, 2013
    2. dreamshadow59

      A little gross but still funny…

      May 14, 2013
  4. jessieludlow

    there is logic in this. and its funny. Share as hell beats reading Jack London!!!

    May 14, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Amen to THAT…Hehehehe….

      May 14, 2013
  5. zilla007

    Eeeewwwwww and am eating right nw, lol, thnks shadowm

    May 14, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Sory…

      May 14, 2013
      1. zilla007

        Its ok, totally my fault for reading while having supper…

        May 14, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          OOPS….

          May 14, 2013
          1. zilla007

            muwah

            May 15, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              May 15, 2013
  6. dreamshadow59

    Let’s try SORRY….There…THAT’S better…

    May 14, 2013
  7. cjb321

    Goodness gracious. she said fanning herself after laughing herself silly lol

    May 14, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I couldn’t resist this one…Kinda gross but Funny…Thanks for reading CJ…

      May 14, 2013
  8. Somnium

    This was wonderful Love it! Laughed so hard

    May 15, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I really liked it too…

      May 15, 2013
  9. boops222

    HAHAHAHAHA!! OMG you are exactly what I need in my life! You just made me laugh so hard!

    May 25, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Awwwwwwwww….I’m so glad that what I am always aiming for…. BIG SMILE

      May 25, 2013
  10. wirelessguru1

    LOL!!!!!!!

    June 18, 2013
  11. dreamshadow59

    I thought the bathroom humor in it was hilarious….Shows you what I like….Hehehehehe….

    June 18, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I thought so…

      June 18, 2013
      1. dreamshadow59

        I just LOVED this one…Hehehehe….

        June 18, 2013