Giggle Time--The Ad

 

Subject: This guy wrote an amazing Craigslist ad when his girlfriend wanted him to get rid of his dog:

My girlfriend does NOT like my beagle Molly. So, I have to re-home her. She is a pure-bread from a wealthy area, and I have had her for four years. She likes to play games, but she is not totally trained.

She has long hair, and is a little bit high maintenance, especially when it comes to her nails being attended to. She stays up all night yapping, but sleeps while I’m at work.

Let it be known that she ONLY gets the best, most expensive food. The problem is, she IS lazy, and will never come and greet me at the door after a hard day, or give me the unconditional love I need when I’m down.

She doesn’t BITE, but, she does have her moments and can be mean as HELL.

So…If anyone is interested in adopting my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold digging girlfriend, come and GET her. My DOG and I want her re-homed ASAP!!!

 

 

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Comments (24)

  1. Munkyman

    Damn straight.

    November 20, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      I read this and burst out laughing!!! Hehehehehehehe…..

      November 20, 2015
  2. SEC

    yuppers

    November 20, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      I cracked up when I read this, even
      though I don’t HAVE a pet….

      November 20, 2015
  3. Hugh_Pizmehoff

    LMAO . . . “Love Me – Love My Dog” is the saying on a pewter dog dish, hanging on my sisters wall. I always liked that saying.

    November 20, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehe….Yup, I can see that…

      November 20, 2015
  4. Hugh_Pizmehoff

    November 20, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      Exactly!!!! Hehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      November 20, 2015
    2. Munkyman

      LMAO

      November 20, 2015
      1. dreamshadow59

        So did I…..

        November 21, 2015
  5. Hugh_Pizmehoff

    November 20, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      LMAO!!!!

      November 20, 2015
  6. fierylady

    I had a sneaky feeling about this ad from the first. And I was RIGHT! hahahaha

    November 20, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      YEA!!!!!!!!!!!

      November 20, 2015
  7. rebecca2013

    November 21, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      :big smile:

      November 21, 2015
  8. wirelessguru1

    LOL!!!

    November 21, 2015
  9. weifanglu

    the dog is so cute I like dog!!

    November 24, 2015
    1. dreamshadow59

      I agree

      November 25, 2015
    2. dreamshadow59

      I agree

      November 25, 2015
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  10. sunshineandraindrops

    Amen.

    December 10, 2015
  11. redtoesandpurplebubbles

    LOL LOL LOL!!!

    March 11, 2016
    1. dreamshadow59

      March 11, 2016
  12. briton

    I have a cat.A cross between a dog and a goldfish!

    June 18, 2016