A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.
The cab driver, an old gentleman, opened his
eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.
The woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you, honey? – Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”
The old man answered, “Let me tell you
someting, lady – I wasn’t staring at you like you
think; that would not be proper.”
The drunk woman giggled and responded, “Well, if
you’re not staring at my boobs or my ass sweetie, what
are you doing then?”
He paused a moment, then told her…”Well, Mam,
I am looking and I am looking, and I am thinking
to myself, ‘where in the hell is this lady keeping
thee money to pay for this ride?
Now, that’s a REAL Businessman!