Giggle Time–Naked Taxi Ride–

 

 
 
A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.
 
 
The cab driver, an old gentleman, opened his
eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.
 
 
The woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you, honey? – Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”
 
 
The old man answered, “Let me tell you
someting, lady – I wasn’t staring at you like you
think; that would not be proper.”
 
The drunk woman giggled and responded, “Well, if
you’re not staring at my boobs or my ass sweetie, what
are you doing then?”
 
He paused a moment, then told her…”Well, Mam,
I am looking and I am looking, and I am thinking
to myself, ‘where in the hell is this lady keeping
thee money to pay for this ride?
 
Now, that’s a REAL Businessman!
 
Until Later
 
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Comments (1)

  1. Waasyon

    hahahaha cute

    June 17, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I liked this too….

      June 17, 2013
      1. dreamshadow59

        June 17, 2013
  2. Dream_On

    A very intelligent man!

    June 17, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I was the drunk woman in the cab…Hehehehe….

      June 17, 2013
      1. Dream_On

        There are places where a naked lady can hide money, just sayin’

        June 17, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Done that…Hehehehe….

          June 17, 2013
          1. Dream_On

            I know you’d know better than I would.. HA!!!

            June 17, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              Hehehehehe…….

              June 17, 2013
          2. Dream_On

            June 17, 2013
  3. cjb321

    A very UNUSUAL man also. lol

    June 17, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehe….Indeed…..

      June 17, 2013
  4. jessieludlow

    omg. to funny

    June 17, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Glad you liked it Jessie…

      June 17, 2013
  5. rebecca2013

    jajajajaja!!!!!

    June 17, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Can you picture ME as the drunk woman???? Hehehehehe…..

      June 17, 2013
      1. rebecca2013

        that is how I pictured the story…. and honestly…I felt this was self-disclosure heheheh

        June 17, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Hehehehehehe…..

          June 17, 2013
        2. dreamshadow59

          Can’t wait to see it….

          June 17, 2013
          1. rebecca2013

            lol

            June 17, 2013
  6. SEC

    Good come back!

    June 17, 2013
  7. WalkinOnSunshine

    Bwahahah…he certainly didn’t have his mind on a thing, but his cab fare… Too funny!

    June 17, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Yeah RIGHT?? Hehehehehe….

      June 17, 2013
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