Giggle Time: Late night Phone Call To The Vet:

 

 

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and “in heat’, agreed to look after her neighbor`s male dog while the neighbors were on vacation.

She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate.

Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice. 

Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,

“Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw.”



“Do you think that will work?” she asked.



“Just worked on me,” he replied.

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Comments

  1. chr3900

    ahhahaahahahaa

    June 12, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I KNEW you would like and get a kick out of this one…..Hehehehehe…..

      June 12, 2013
  2. Somnium

    he he

    June 12, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Every once in a while I find a funny one….Hehehehehe….

      June 12, 2013
  3. pastormike

    ROTF!

    June 12, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Right up you funny bone line eh Pastor??? Hehehehehe…..

      June 12, 2013
      1. pastormike

        when we haven’t heard from our son in awhile I say “Let’s make love so he’ll phone us.”

        June 12, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Hehehehehe…Works EVERY time doesn’t it???? Hehehe

          June 12, 2013
          1. pastormike

            he said “are you in the middle of something?” I said “I WAS ABOUT TO BE!”

            June 12, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              Hehehehehehe……

              June 12, 2013
  4. harlequine

    Hahahahahahaha!!!!

    June 12, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I thought of you when I posted this Laurie….Hehehehe….

      June 12, 2013
      1. harlequine

        Oh did you? I don’t remember either phone or dog causing any disfunctions in anyone around me

        June 13, 2013
  5. proto-gnostic

    Hahahaha!

    June 12, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I liked it too….Funny stuff….

      June 12, 2013
      1. proto-gnostic

        Yes it was, how’re you doing Sooz?

        June 12, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Had a Baaaaaaaaaad hangover this am but 4 shots of Vodka later….I was right as rain….

          June 12, 2013
          1. proto-gnostic

            Your not as bad as you think you are! Lol But you are a sweet heart! And that’s straight up!

            June 12, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              Awwwwwww……That’s sweet of you to say….Now if you ONLY knew…..Hehehehe……

              June 12, 2013
          2. proto-gnostic

            I’m all ears Lol

            June 12, 2013
            1. briton

              So’s Prince Charles.

              June 12, 2013
  6. SEC

    LoL

    June 12, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Cute right? Hehehehe….

      June 12, 2013
      1. SEC

        Ayup, did he just admit he was a dog?

        June 12, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          I THINK so……

          June 12, 2013
          1. SEC

            LoL

            June 12, 2013
        2. dreamshadow59

          I THINK so……

          June 12, 2013
  7. rebecca2013

    jajajajajajaj!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are so funny Chica!!!

    June 12, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I liked this one too Becca…..

      June 12, 2013
  8. cjb321

    Hilarious!! Just told my hubby. He said you “damn sure have a good sense of humor”. lol

    June 13, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Awwwwww….Thank him for me…..Kissses….

      June 13, 2013
  9. thinkinghigh

    heheehe

    June 14, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I thought this was hilarious too…..

      June 14, 2013
  10. zilla007

    lmao

    June 14, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      his was one of my favs…..

      June 14, 2013
  11. dreamshadow59

    I MEANTTHIS”….Hehehehehe..And NO…I’m NOT drunk….

    June 14, 2013
  12. jessieludlow

    hints why I take the phone off the hook and turn the Linc off.

    June 17, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Good thought….

      June 17, 2013
  13. mariajosetobar

    Haha! That poor 24 hour vet! In Vancouver, a friend of mine went through something similar. It was even the poor guy’s anniversary!

    November 12, 2013
  14. dreamshadow59

    Glad that it made a smile cross your face….

    June 18, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Glad you enjoyed it…

      June 18, 2013
      1. dreamshadow59

        I thought this was cute because it reminded me of real life…

        June 18, 2013