Giggle Time--Juggling Act



                            Ahhhhhh...Good times...I remember like it                             was Just Yesterday. Oh wait...It WAS yesterday.





 
A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/ West Virginia State line.

When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was Riff Raff, a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Beckley WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket.


He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them.

The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car.


A drunken good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the performance,
then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.

The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car,
opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, you might as well take my ass to jail,

cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.

 

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Comments

  1. Somnium

    April 13, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Thanks…I thought it was great too…

      April 13, 2013
  2. drivefaastakechances

    Hahahahahaha

    April 13, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Sounds like your Sis doesn’t it Sis. Hehehehehe

      April 13, 2013
      1. drivefaastakechances

        Lol, yessssss, sissss

        April 13, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Funny thing IS…I CAN juggle but NOT when drunk….Hehehehehe…..

          April 13, 2013
          1. drivefaastakechances

            You are so well rounded

            April 13, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              Hehehehehe….Especially my Boobs and ass…..Hehehehehe…Oops….Did I just SAY that????Drunk again….Hehehehehehe……

              April 13, 2013
          2. drivefaastakechances

            What else are you juggling tonight…

            April 13, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              You if you were here….Hehehehehehe….I am so loaded Sis…LOVE IT>>>CHEERS.

              April 13, 2013
  3. SEC

    LoL

    April 13, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Sounds like me huh? Hehehehehe….

      April 13, 2013
      1. SEC

        Well I think you are smart enough to know you limits

        April 13, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          That’s why I just GOT in the car. Hehehehehe….

          April 13, 2013
          1. SEC

            Yep saves time and frustration giggle

            April 13, 2013
  4. briton

    Old King Cole was a bugger for his hole and a bugger for his hole was he
    He called for his wife in the middle of the night and he called for his jugglers three
    And every juggler had jolly fine balls and jolly fine balls had he
    Throw your balls up in the air said the jugglers,jolly fine men are we
    But there’s none so fair as can compare with the boys in harmony
    How about your father,all right.How about your mother,she’s tight.How about your sister,she might.
    Rule Britannia,marmalade and jam.Five Chinese crackers up your arse go blam,blam,blam,blam,blam.

    April 13, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehehe….This cracked me up….

      April 13, 2013
      1. briton

        The most disgusting verse is about his coalmen 3.It has the lines
        And every coalman had a jolly fine bag and a jolly fine bag had he
        Do you want it in the front or the back said the coalmen,etc.

        April 13, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          April 13, 2013
  5. cjb321

    Funny. Thanks ! smiles

    April 13, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Glad you enjoyed it CJ……

      April 13, 2013
  6. jessieludlow

    To funny I once got out of a ticket for pointing out to the cop he was blocking the speed limit sign. Little did he know there was one right down the road.

    April 13, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehe…I usually just act stupid and undo a button or two…..Hey…Sue me….Hehehehehe….

      April 13, 2013
  7. jessieludlow

    lol. It was woman cop, or I would be accidentally showing some skin lol

    April 13, 2013
  8. harlequine

    Hahaha first smile of the day

    April 13, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I’m glad you smiled baby…..

      April 13, 2013
  9. briton

    I think there’s one other verse about tailors which goes
    Every tailor had a jolly fine needle and a jolly fine needle had he
    Stick it in and out in and out said the tailors

    Feel free to make up your own.The best time is when you’re hopelessly drunk and having hallucinations.

    April 13, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hmmmmm…Happens all the time…

      April 13, 2013
  10. briton

    Let it all hang out!

    April 19, 2013