Giggle Time—-I Love My Job—-

 

 

 

 

 
This is even funnier when you realize it’s real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy…
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
 
Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.
 
 
Hi Sue,
 
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
 
Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you’ve been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it’s not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It’s a wet suit.
 
 
This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.  It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.
 
 
Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I’ve used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It’s like working in a Jacuzzi.
 
 
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony, I realized what had happened.
 
 
The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don’t have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn’t stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
 
 
Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.
 
 
When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn’t poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.
 
 
So, next time you’re having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
 
 
Now repeat to yourself, ‘I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.
 
 
Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?
 
 
May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day…!
 
 
Pass this on to all your friends, just in case they’re having a bad day…!
 
 
 
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Comments

  1. rebecca2013

    and I THOUGHT I HAD BAD DAYS!!!! ¡Jesús María y José!! ay ay ay yi yi!!!

    July 08, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I KNOW right???? Yikes….

      July 08, 2013
      1. rebecca2013

        my worse day….. was I was shot…… my best day??? was when I was shot…. that was the cutest doctor!! wheee!!!

        July 08, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          You little hussy….Hehehehehehehe…..Love it….

          July 08, 2013
          1. rebecca2013

            me?? no not me I am innocent!!

            July 08, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              Yeah…..ME TOO…..

              July 08, 2013
  2. dincali

    LMAO…poor jellyfish

    July 08, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Are you kidding me??? It was LOVIN’ every minute. Hehehehehe….

      July 08, 2013
      1. dincali

        lol

        July 08, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          July 08, 2013
  3. rebecca2013

    hahah Sooz we two are about as pure as the driven slush (thank you Miss Tallulah Brockman Bankhead for that line)

    July 08, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Great Line…

      July 08, 2013
      1. rebecca2013

        to us!!

        July 08, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          To US…

          July 08, 2013
          1. rebecca2013

            always!!

            July 08, 2013
  4. Dream_On

    LMAO, big time… just what I needed to read.

    July 08, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Awwww Good…..Glad you liked it….

      July 08, 2013
      1. Dream_On

        Who couldn’t…. Laughter eases the pain, but in his case, oh man…poor guy. Why do we laugh at the misery of others? I feel bad for him, but at least he appeared to have a sense of humor about his pain and misery.

        July 08, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Makes MY bad days look like nothing…

          July 08, 2013
  5. SEC

    There are bad days and there are baaaaaaad days!

    July 08, 2013
  6. dreamshadow59

    AMEN to THAT….Hehehehehe…..Yikes…

    July 08, 2013
  7. wirelessguru1

    Damn!

    July 08, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I KNOW…Right???? Yikes…..

      July 08, 2013
  8. funfreak

    Makes my bad days look like paradise!

    July 08, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I’m SAYIN’…Hehehehehehe….

      July 08, 2013
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    1. dreamshadow59

      I know…Could you imagine? Yikes….

      July 08, 2013
  10. Shadows

    Thanks for sharing, my coworkers and I are posting this on our cubicles!

    July 08, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Glad you enjoyed it…

      July 09, 2013
    2. briton

      I saw this on the wall of a toilet cubicle
      May your bleeding piles torment you
      May corns grow on your feet
      May crabs as big as lobsters
      Around your bollocks eat
      May all the world forsake you
      May you be a physical wreck
      May you fall down through your arsehole
      And break your fucking neck.
      Charming,eh?

      July 09, 2013
      1. Shadows

        Sheesh…talk about constipation

        July 09, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          I KNOW right??

          July 09, 2013
      2. dreamshadow59

        Lovely…

        July 09, 2013