Giggle Time--Forrest Gump

 

Life is like a box of chocolates...It doesn't last as long for fat people...

 

 

 

 
I do think this has been around a couple of times since the movie, but do you remember the answers?
 
 
 
 
 
Thought you'd enjoy a smile ...
 
 
 
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
 
St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven.'
 
Forrest responds, 'It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was.'
 
St. Peter continued, 'Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.
 
 
First:
 
What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
 
 
 
Second:
 
How many seconds are there in a year?
 
 
 
Third:
 
What is God's first name?'
 
 
Forrest leaves to think the questions over.
 
He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, 'Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers.'
 
 
Forrest replied, 'Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter 'T'?
 
 
Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow.'
 
 
The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, 'Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer.
 
How about the next one?' asked St. Peter.  'How many seconds in a year?
 
 
Now that one is harder,' replied Forrest, 'but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve.'  Astounded, St. Peter said, 'Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with
twelve seconds in a year?  Forrest replied, 'Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... '  'Hold it, interrupts St. Peter. 'I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will have to give you credit for that one, too.
 
Let us go on with the third and final question.
 
 
Can you tell me God's first name'?
 
'Sure,' Forrest replied, 'it's Andy.'
 
'Andy?' exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter. Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?'
 
 
You are going to love this ...
 
 
'Shucks, that was the easiest one of all,' Forrest replied. 'I learnt it from the song...
 
ANDY WALKS WITH ME,
 
ANDY TALKS WITH ME,
 
ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.'
 
 
St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates,
 
and said: 'Run, Forrest, run.'
 
 
Until Later...
 
 
 
 

 

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Comments (-1)

  1. Dream_On

    cute…

    May 08, 2013
  2. cjb321

    This is so sweet. Thanks! smiles

    May 08, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I liked it…

      May 08, 2013
  3. rebecca2013

    aw…. hahah cute!!

    May 08, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Glad you got a smile outta it Chica…

      May 08, 2013
      1. rebecca2013

        hehe

        May 09, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          I liked this one, thought is was cute…

          May 09, 2013
  4. Munkyman

    Nice one but, a point of fact… my overweight granny is 86 & looking hard at 87.

    May 08, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      There’s ALWAYS one…Hehehehe….

      May 08, 2013
  5. WalkinOnSunshine

    haha

    May 08, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      An old one but a cute one eh???

      May 08, 2013
      1. WalkinOnSunshine

        Oh yes indeed!!

        May 08, 2013
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  6. varuben

    you win a for this post

    May 09, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Awwwwwww….Thank you V…

      May 09, 2013
      1. varuben

        accepting you the …

        May 09, 2013
  7. hotmessmama

    LOL nice.. Actually I got the same answer as Forrest for the first question..is that good or bad LOL

    May 09, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Well…So did I but then I was DRUNK…Hehehehehe….

      May 09, 2013
      1. hotmessmama

        well I thought it was a trick question! hahaha… Sigh, I need to be drunk more!

        May 09, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Hehehehehehe……

          May 09, 2013
  8. jessieludlow

    epic write!!!!

    May 09, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Glad you enjoyed it…

      May 09, 2013
  9. zilla007

    lol, that a super intelligent dude for sure hehehehehehehe, never seen it before – had to share it with my colleagues coz they wondering why am staring at my screen laughing, thanks shadowm

    May 09, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Glad you got a kick out of it…

      May 09, 2013
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        1. dreamshadow59

          Awww…That was a great story…Glad I could help…Hehehehe…

          May 10, 2013
  10. ohyesindeedbaby

    Oh I needed the laughter!!! Thanks Sooz!!!

    May 09, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Anytime, Glad you enjoyed it…

      May 09, 2013
      1. ohyesindeedbaby

        Oh I did!!!

        May 09, 2013
  11. boops222

    Awwwww, this is great! Love forest gump!

    May 25, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Always one of my favs too…

      May 25, 2013