Giggle Time--Famous Last Words--

 

 

 

What does this button do?—Push me….Push me…

 

* It’s probably just a rash.—Or….It COULD be a fatal Venereal Disease… Better be safe than sorry…

 

* Are you sure the power is off?—ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ….OOPS…..:)

 

* The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!—Seriously….Who’d a THOUGHT?????????

 

* Which wire was I supposed to cut?—BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM………..

 

* I wonder where the mother bear is.—Bill??? Is that YOU???

 

* I’ve seen this done on TV.—How tough could it be???

 

* These are the good kind of mushrooms.—”Have a taste…Dude…I’m like TALKIN’ to you.”

 

* It’s strong enough for both of us.—Well….I THOUGHT it WAS…I’m sure help will be here soon.

 

* This doesn’t taste right.—Exp. Date…11/11/09

 

* I can do that with my eyes closed.—Seriously???? How hard could it be???

 

* I’ve done this before.—TRUST me….We don’t NEED no stinking Condom…:)

 

* Well, we’ve made it this far.—Now….Take off your pants…

 

* That’s odd.—The IUD was SUPPOSED to work…DAMN…

 

* You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses on, would you?—Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……

 

* Don’t be so superstitious.—There’s no such thing as Bad luck..Now…Take off your pants.

* Now watch this.—Hey,  give it a minute…It will get HARD…I promise…

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Comments (1)

  1. dincali

    lol

    July 08, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I couldn’t help myself…..

      July 08, 2013
      1. dincali

        lol

        July 08, 2013
  2. proto-gnostic

    You are a naughty girl Sooz! Lmao

    July 08, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      DEVILISH SMILE

      July 08, 2013
      1. proto-gnostic

        I’ve seen that look before! I feel for the guy Lol Be gentle Sooz!

        July 08, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          July 08, 2013
  3. rebecca2013

    hahahah jUST when I needed a Laugh THERE YOU ARE CHICA!!! muah!!

    July 08, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Glad I could be of assistance Chica…

      July 09, 2013
      1. rebecca2013

        at your favorite location

        July 09, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Hmmmmm….such a variety to choose from….Hehehehe….

          July 09, 2013
  4. pepperpat2012

    Hahaha great!!!! I snotted Pepsi laughing….

    July 08, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Awwwww….I’m glad you enjoyed it Pep…

      July 09, 2013
  5. cjb321

    Oh I needed a good laugh. Thanks!!! :hugs:

    July 08, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      My pleasure CJ…

      July 09, 2013
  6. briton

    Death is just nature’s way of telling you to slow down.

    July 09, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Yuuuuuuuuuuup….

      July 09, 2013
  7. briton

    Famous last words?How about You drive,you’re too drunk to sing.

    July 10, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Exactly….Hehehehehe….

      July 10, 2013
  8. twister

    That made me smile…

    July 12, 2013
  9. zilla007

    Nice

    July 12, 2013
  10. reillygirl99

    glad I liked it…so funny

    July 13, 2013
  11. varuben

    good post red ..
    one line remebers me that i have i thing expired time before i can’t cook everything!!

    July 16, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Thanks V….

      July 16, 2013
  12. bhollows

    These are so funny!

    July 24, 2013
  13. thebuickproject

    the expiration date reminds me of what my mother would do to “hide” baked items, cookies, etc, in the freezer – - she’d put them in a non-see-thru recycled plastic container and then write on it “zucchini casserole-Feb, 1961” – - ain’t NOBODY opening that container!

    September 22, 2013
  14. briton

    Then there was the fellow who used the ladies’ washroom in an emergency.
    Everything was much nicer and finally he saw a machine which had the notice
    Stand here and push button to activate.So he did.
    He woke up in a hospital bed.The nurse said
    You shouldn’t have used the tampon remover.
    Your penis is under your pillow.

    April 20, 2014
  15. dreamshadow59

    Glad you liked it…

    July 08, 2013