Giggle Time--Expanding Family--

 

A pastor's  wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.
 
After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck.
 
After
6
  children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting
 
to discuss the pastor's expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued,
 
as to how much the pastor's additional children were costing the church,
 
and how much more it could potentially cost.
 
After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke,
 
"Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us."
 
Silence fell over the congregation.

In the back pew,  a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice,
 
"Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers."
 
The entire congregation said, "Amen."
 
Gotta love those senior citizens !
 

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Comments

  1. cjb321

    Oh this is hilarious. lol

    September 21, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Yeah…I thought so too…LOL!!!!

      September 21, 2013
  2. am_no_more

    that is a lot of time for a person to have their legs spread wide……

    September 21, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Yup!!!! I LOVE it too… Hehehehehe….

      September 21, 2013
  3. wirelessguru1

    LOL!!!

    September 21, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I know right??? I got such a kick out of this one…

      September 21, 2013
  4. monicaspeaks

    lol this was funny girl

    September 21, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Glad you enjoyed it.

      September 21, 2013
  5. rebecca2013

    hahahahahahahah *cough cough…. made me cough laughing but brought a huge smile to my face Chica!!

    September 21, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Awwww good…That was my hope…

      September 22, 2013
      1. rebecca2013

        September 22, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Right back at ya…

          September 22, 2013
          1. rebecca2013

            September 22, 2013
  6. thebuickproject

    loved this! (FOURTEEN kids?? maybe instead of rubbers, they need galoshes!

    September 22, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehehehe………

      September 22, 2013