Giggle Time--Coincidences--

 

 

 




              A chicken farmer went to the local bar.
He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.
The woman said, "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne."
"What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, "It is a special day for me. I'm        celebrating."
"It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman.
"What a coincidence." said the farmer.
While they toasted, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant."
"What a coincidence," said the man. "I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile , but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs."
"This is awesome," said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to become        fertile?"
"I used a different rooster," he said.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence"

 

 

 

 

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  1. EZWAYZ

    what are the odds?

    May 12, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I KNOW right???? Hehehehehehe….

      May 12, 2013
      1. EZWAYZ

        where do you find this stuff?

        May 12, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Many different places…..Someone actually sent ME this one…

          May 12, 2013
          1. EZWAYZ

            so, you’ve got writers working for you!

            May 12, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              Absolutely….I’m GOOD but not THAT good…..Hehehehehe

              May 12, 2013
            2. dreamshadow59

              Leno sent me one but I couldn’t use it….It wasn’t FUNNY……Hehehehehehe…..

              May 12, 2013
          2. EZWAYZ

            Well, your certainly consistent…you willing to go that far?

            May 12, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              Welllllllllll…..OK…..I couldn’t resist this one….Hehehehe….

              May 12, 2013
          3. EZWAYZ

            lol, resistance is futile!

            May 12, 2013
  2. MindLint

    LOL That is just too funny.

    May 12, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I enjoyed it too…

      May 12, 2013
  3. harlequine

    Hahahahahaha!!! It’s funny!!!

    May 12, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Glad it made you smile…

      May 12, 2013
      1. harlequine

        Oh I did!!!
        Thank you

        May 12, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          YW….

          May 12, 2013
          1. harlequine

            How are you my friend?

            May 12, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              Sleepy but good…How about you?

              May 12, 2013
          2. harlequine

            Knackered but I’m ok apart from that!! it’s 11pm here, I’m off to snooze. Good Night my friend

            May 12, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              What is Knackered???

              May 12, 2013
  4. SEC

    Sooz, ((shakes head)) Sooz

    May 12, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      The Devil made me do it….I couldn’t resist….

      May 12, 2013
      1. SEC

        Seriously??? I don’t think you put up much of a fight, now did you?

        May 12, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Hey….I just happen to love chickens….Hehehehe….

          May 12, 2013
          1. SEC

            Oh for sure! Happy chickens a must have.

            May 12, 2013
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  5. dreamshadow59

    Hehehehehehehe…….

    May 12, 2013
  6. zilla007

    lol

    May 12, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Cute huh???

      May 13, 2013
      1. zilla007

        i needed the laugh, its funny —thanks ..btw are u ok??

        May 13, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Awwwwwwwww…..Thank you for your concern….Yes, I’m fine…

          May 13, 2013
          1. zilla007

            thankfully, I ws wondering, u hv to let me knw when I overstep my boundries with u ok, its just so easy to talk and laugh and joke with u, so ws wondering if calling u shadowm upset u glad to knw ur well
            hope u had a lovely mums day

            May 13, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              I never married nor have any kids but the day was still OK…Sad for me but OK…Calling me shadowm is fine…How was YOUR day???

              May 13, 2013
  7. zilla007

    awww you dont need to hv the kids to enjoy the day.. why sad? ( tightest hug )My day was emotional, it took me ages to start writing a post to my mum, but thats done, and am glad i let some of it out. i heard news of my friends fiance passing away, and am trying not to let my emotions run wild, its 2.30am here and I am awake, soo unlike me but guess that itself shows me I am not up to par as I keep telling myself I am… I miss my mother

    May 13, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      That’s WHY I was sad. My Mum died before I was able to settle anger issues….I always feel so guilty ya know???

      May 13, 2013
      1. zilla007

        shadow, ur making me cry, I KNOW, what u mean, I love my silly mom, she wasnt perfect but she was the best I could have asked for, the guilt is what holds me back from even expressing how much i feel/dont feel?? with her gone…if you get a chance read my post, its called if you were here… its never going to get easier as people keep promising but am trying to find a way to deal with the guilt… if I was there, I would hug you and not let you go until you feel just a little bit better ..am here if u need to talk..

        May 13, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Awwwwwwww….Thank you so much…I really appreciate your kindness. I will read your post and then comment…

          May 13, 2013
  8. jessieludlow

    love. and who ever wrote this has to be from my town. Why just the other day the same coincidence happened.

    May 13, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehehehehe…….

      May 13, 2013